I can't stand being alone anymore.
Just one more time...
... I'll try to love.
Like I said, I'll marry you.
Just come and hug me already!
Eh? Hm?
I can't!
Huh?
I can't do this.
It's no good!
What?
Because...
No, no, no, no...
What is it?
I'm no good!
What?
The person I am now is no good!
What's that? You mean you don't want to?
Of course that's not it! Are you stupid?!
What?!
Ah...I'm sorry. How should I put it...um...
The way I am now is no good! I'm sorry!
Ah~!
Ha?!
Whoa...
Oh my...
I'm going back.
Good night.
What's up with this man?
I have absolutely no idea as well.
This is happiness, you fool!
That fool is you, isn't it?
Hana-san!
Subtitle by avanpiper
Miracle Man
Episode 7
It's done. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you!
"Thank you" is like this.
"Thank you"
Ittaku
What is it, Master?
That sounds nice. 'Master' huh... I've been longing for this moment.
Oh my...what's going on, Hachifukuro-san? You seem happy.
Furthermore, what's the meaning of this situation?
Master
Huh?
Should I be doing this?
I'm not asking you to teach me shoe shining...
Wanna give it a try at the next customer?
Yes!
Ah...then, please watch Umi-chan.
Got it.
The shocking proposal from Hana-chan,
an impulsive, Rock-ish proposal that came without much thought...
followed by Ittaku's incomprehensible rejection.
Which leads to this escape.
What a troublesome name.
Shut up.
How did it come to this situation?
Let's go back in time.
Does it hurt?
Of course it hurts!
Ah...you're good at this, Baba-chan.
Well, I always bring it with me.
I don't know why but when I'm just walking
I always tend to end in a scuffle and get hit.
Eh...is that so?
Guess something about me makes others pissed.
I understand that.
Eh? Really?
What do you mean, Masashi?
Don't call me without honorific. Well, never mind.
See, people like you and that guy...
...make me wanna hit you. You guys piss me off. I can't approve of you.
I wanna crush you people.
That much?
Yes.
Why?
I don't know.
I wonder why...
But a lot of things come to mind.
People like you.
(delinquents)
Basically, yankees seem to do things with full force.
Speaking of which, this happened during high school.
There was a band full of yankees.
I really didn't understand them.
We told them, "Let's be friends since we're all idiots, we don't fit in the crowd and all"
But they got mad at us.
I see. That's the difference between the soft and hard.
Well it's true you people are not in good terms.
But it's different for you guys, isn't it?
You're both fools.
That's right.
You still don't get it.
Eh?
You see, the yankees...
...most of them know that freedom doesn't last forever.
"Do whatever you want" is only youth talk. They know that.
When they grow up
they need to steadily find job, get married
and have kids. They understand that. You get it?
I see...
And?
But people like you and that guy
are easily pleased.
Like when you form a lousy band
and say "I'll do whatever I want and live my life"
You think that way, right? That pisses me off.
Makes me go "That's not gonna happen, you idiot! Don't take the world so lightly!"
Are you jealous?
Ha?!
Of course not! You idiot! Want me to hit you? Ow!
It's done.
Anyway a fight between fools is no big deal.
That's not true.
But what's with Ittaku?
Exactly! What's up with him? That guts...
Are you in the position to say that?
Shut up.
I think I can understand Ittaku's feeling.
What is it?
Baba-chan.
He can't get used to happiness.
What?
It's as if he's running away from happiness.
Like it's something he should not do.
What is that?
But then he regretted and cried.
I don't get it. Doesn't make sense, right?
Ha?!
Is that Rock too?
Yes. It's like you can't die happily.
No, that's weird. You would run away fom sorrow, right?
Why would you run away from happiness...
That's why you won't understand.
What did you say?!
I see.
People are amusing, aren't they? All kinds.
What is that?
I will never forgive that idiot!
It's not your position to forgive him or not now, is it?
What's with you?! Ha?!
Now, now...let's drink okay? Let's drink.
Drink to your heart's content.
It's a bit lenghty but that's how it went. The next morning...
I drank quite a lot last night.
Women go "Supaa~"
I wonder what happened.
He's most probably given a cold shoulder by her.
That inevitable kind of love affair.
You're right.
Told you.
Good morning. Good morning.
Oh good morning...newlyweds.
Eh? Newlyweds?
Eh? Seriously?
No.
Eh? Hm?
Oh that's right.
Hana-chan's proposal was rejected by Ittaku.
No...um..
Ehhh?!
Really?
You seem to be enjoying this, Fuuko-san.
Of course not.
I don't find this amusing at all.
Um...Hana-san
What is it, Kamemochi-san?
Um...are you angry?
What could I be angry about? That's not the case at all.
What's going on? Did something happen that we don't know?
Indeed, our curiosity is piqued. What happened?
Oh? Kayou-chan, even though you have no interest at all in the people living here.
Stop it.
But Fuuko-san, now that we've stepped into their lives
we can't just ignore them, right?
Exactly.
Right?
Oh my~ what a lovely friendship.
I'm not sure what happened but since you're not telling us...
Huh?
In any case, you can't get married immediately, right?
Hm? Why not?
Why....you ask. Because that's just how it is.
Why not?
That's right. Why not?
Why the big reaction? Didn't you reject it anyway?
Hana-san, that's not what I...
May I continue?
Or would you prefer otherwise?
Continue.
According to the law, a woman can not enter a new marital relationship
within 6 months after the divorce is finalized.
What's that? Why?
Exactly. Why is it only for women? You kidding me?!
Is that how it is in this country now?
They're reconsidering the matter but for now, yes.
Sorry.
Why?
I don't like explaining this. It's gonna make me an enemy of women.
What?
Hachifukuro-san, explain.
Eh...me? Yes.
Please do it. Please.
Ah...um...in short
For example if Hana-san is pregnant...
Ha?! Why would Hana-san be pregnant?
Shut up.
Whether it's the ex-husband's child or the new spouse's...
How should I put it... To avoid confusion.
So the 6 months is like a waiting period?
Yes.
That's annoying. Why only the women?
Men can't be pregnant. Sorry about that.
That gets on my nerves.
Do something about it quickly, will you?
Yes...I'll do my best.
Speaking of which, why did you reject the proposal in the first place?
Eh?
Because...
Because I...
...have
nothing at all yet.
What?
Hey you piece of trash!
What do you want, you piece of crap!
Masashi...
A fight between a piece of trash and crap huh...
Their level is really low.
Indeed.
What do you want?!
I've completely forgotten so
I haven't submitted this.
Eh?
Stop that, whatcha doing! You're gonna ruin it!
So Masashi, what are you planning to do?
I...
I guess I'm not gonna divorce.
What?!
What are you talking about?
Is that a problem for you?
Or do you wanna snatch this with your life? Ha?!
You jerk.
Anything wrong with that?
Of course it is!
Ah wait, wait...my hand hurts at the moment.
Ha?!
I still wanna beat you up hard so can you wait for about 3 days?
Then I'll really beat you up real hard!
I'll wait!
What if you lose?
I won't appear in front of you again.
Huh?!
Whatcha gonna do if you lose?
I'm gonna do it till I win!
What is that? You make no sense, you Rock fool.
Shut up!
Well fine.
I'm keeping this till then.
Don't run!
What are you going to do, Ittaku-san?
What about?
What...you ask.
No matter how you think about it, there's no way you're gonna win, right?
Why am I surrounded by these dumb men?
I've had enough.
Eh?
That's true.
No...
Isn't there anyone?
Isn't there anyone who can transform me into an invincible foe?
What are you talking about?
In your dreams.
Um...hey
This means "I'm here".
No, no, no, no
I may not look like it but I'm ranked 3rd in the National Athletic Championship for wrestling.
Eh? Eh?
Eh?!
Look, look.
Mas....Master!
That is how Ittaku's lessons begin but...
When he lifts his legs, you go down and take his legs.
This is the crucial part. Crucial, crucial.
Really, Master? Roger that!
Please!
Ready...
That's slow! Can we change? Sorry.
Let's go, ready...
That's slow! Ready...
What are you doing? Ready...
That's too fast!
Oh...oh, Ittaku...
Umi! Umi!
It's okay.
"Hana"
It'd be nice if you get it fast.
Listen, Ittaku.
Yes!
Masashi did boxing and karate before.
He did!
They have tailored maneuver.
Really?
Do you know the difference between those two and wrestling?
No.
Too fast! Think for a bit!
I probably won't get it even if I think.
For crying out loud.
Both of them
...need distance with their foe.
I see.
If they don't have distance...
They can't survive.
But wrestling? Try boxing.
Yes!
Alright.
Come at me.
How's that? Listen, once you grab the legs, don't let go.
No matter what happens.
No matter how much he hit you, don't let go. Endure it.
It's the perfect tactic for you.
Like this?
See that? He won't be able to exert his true strength.
I see!
Ow....
Don't do that for real.
Sorry!
That hurts...
Idiot...
Let's change.
Alright, c'mon!
Yes!
Lower!
I'm coming.
That's it! Don't let go no matter what!
What you're grasping now is your tomorrow!
You're grasping at Hana-san and Umi-chan's happiness!
Don't ever let go!
Hana! Umi! I love you~!
Even though you rejected.
Got it? Don't let go!
This is "Rain".
"Rain"
Let's leave that idiot and go home, shall we?
I won't let go! Hana-san! Umi!
Ah~ that's dangerous!
Shut up.
This feels kinda great. Like an athlete.
Exactly!
But Master! I'm not gonna lose but I can't win with this!
If you lose, you won't be able to win!
I see!
What kind of "I see" is that?
Ah..Hana-chan, welcome back! Here, towel, towel.
Here.
Good afternoon.
He's here to play.
Good afternoon.
Thanks.
Sorry about that.
You're soaked.
This is...
There it is.
This is "Towel".
"Towel"
I am "Hana"
Does she understand?
I don't think she understands.
Like who I am.
Perhaps, she doesn't even know what 'people' are.
About this world...and everything.
So teaching her this may be futile
but compared to the boring reality,
it's more fun to think of the possibility that she may understand one day.
That's what a fool told me.
Sorry. That doesn't make sense, right?
I'm not gonna lose!
Even if I can't win, I'm not gonna lose!
C'mon!
Too fast! Too fast!
Ittaku, too fast!
C'mon, Master!
Quick!
Look.
1, 2, 3 I told you, that's slow!
Here it goes 1,2,3~
Well done! That's the spirit!
Remember that! Yes, yes.
Alright, 1,2,3 That's slow!
Alright, you did it!
That's it! That's it!
I got it. I got it.
Master, one more time!
Let's go!
What is that, I wonder?
Somehow they look like they're having fun.
Hachifukuro-san is obviously having fun, isn't he?
That's right.
I think that's a happy thing.
Well, I understand that. Yes.
It's Ittaku-san, right?
Yes.
Somehow he irritates me. He rejected me too.
Perhaps this is the reason.
For Ittaku-san, he needs to settle this with Masashi-san
in order to grant you happiness and become a man.
Being someone with nothing, it's a hurdle he needs to overcome at the very least.
Eh?
He's not that cool, now is he?
Yeah...
How about this?
He says "I love Hana-san"
but when he imagines losing his freedom after marrying, he backs out.
Kinda like cold feet.
Ha?
He's not that bad, is he?
Yeah.
Which one is it?
Neither.
People are not that cool or bad.
A real person lives in between.
Somehow I understand... but also don't...
But in Ittaku's case
Yes.
Isn't he just hesitating?
It seems, Rock's no good if he's not hesitating or being irresolute.
What?
It seems that Rock comes after that.
Apparently.
So please give him more time.
How troublesome.
Guess I still hate Rock.
"Dear daughter, listen carefully"
"You've fallen in love with a Rock fool~" Just kidding.
Hana-chan
What is it?
It's about Ittaku-san. What really happened?
He said there's a big fight that will shake the world so he's taking leave until then.
Is he joking?
Ah...
I don't think he's joking.
Hm?
It's probably true. A precious fight that will shake the world.
Well then.
Oh yeah?
Did you hear anything?
Nice, isn't it?
Ittaku.
It's tomorrow, Umi.
I'm not gonna lose.
Ittaku, the winner!
...something like that.
"Ittaku"
Umi...
I won't lose.
I won't lose!
Ittaku, the winner!
"Ittaku"
Ittaku, the winner!
I'm pushing it huh.
Ittaku, the winner.
Listen.
I'm gonna teach you the secret plan.
Yes!
Do you know that legendary match?
Inoki vs Ali.
Inoki?
That sounds Rock-ish.
That's right. Firstly, take the enemy by surprise.
Yes!
And then...
Alright, come at me! Come! C'mon!
Whoa...
Come...come
Whoa...I can't touch you!
See? Let's change.
Okay.
Come at me! Come!
These two men are like junior high school kids during break time.
Isn't that good?
But Master, even if I'm not gonna lose, I still can't win.
It doesn't feel like Rock.
What's important is not to lose, no matter what!
No matter how bad it is, even if you don't win, you won't lose!
That's how you protect those precious to you!
Wow~ that's so cool!
Isn't it?
Ah! Oh no! Watch out!
Oh my, it's no good to be seen now is it?
I'm not gonna lose!
How will young Ittaku's morning be?
Watch out! That's dangerous!
You ready?
Anytime.
Yes!
I thought you're not coming.
Shut up!
Face each other.
Fight!
Eh?
Idiot.
Calm down, Ittaku.
C'mon, Masashi! Come at me!
Alright.
That's Inoki.
Damn it~!
You're really stupid, aren't you?
I'm not letting go! I'm definitely not letting go!
Watch them properly. The men who fell in love with you.
Umi...
That's right.
I'm Ittaku.
Umi...
What is this? What...
What should I do...
That's amazing...
Umi...
That's amazing.
Did you see that?
Yes!
That's amazing, Umi.
That's great! We did it!
It's awesome!
Masashi?
Masashi!
Praise her.
Con...congratulations.
Wait, Masashi!
You did it for me, didn't you?
I ran away...so you deliberately set up a duel with me.
Are you an idiot?
You like me, don't you?
Ha?!
Why don't you come play with me?
What are you talking about?
It's alright.
Let's play a bit more!
I don't play...
...with Rock fools.
Ittaku! Oi!
Ittaku-san, are you okay? Are you okay?
Masashi.
Just cry it out.
Crying is the only thing you can do now, right?
There, there.
There, there...
What a good night.
I'm glad to be alive.
That was cute.
Umi-chan?
Hana-san?
No...
Kayou-san.
Eh?
You were touched and grabbed me tightly.
That was cute.
I'm glad to have watched Umi-chan's miracle together with you.
Right?
Eh?
Isn't it fine to be honest for today, at least?
What do you mean "At least for today"?
Cause today's different from the usual.
Fine, then let's be honest for today at least. So?
'So'?...you say.
I love you.
I'll go back to my old self tomorrow.
Okay.
Hey...
Yes?
Thanks.
Eh?
For what?
For Umi.
I didn't think this day would come.
Thank you.
No...well, I'm...
...a fool.
That's true.
That aside, Umi-chan is amazing.
That's true.
Well, me too...
That's why I said 'Thank you'. Ah...right.
Umi-chan...
She has opened the door, hasn't she?
Yeah.
Probably.
That's amazing...
Humans are amazing.
Yeah.
Amazing.
I wonder what she's thinking now.
I don't wanna lose.
To whom?
Umi-chan.
Hana-san
What?
I love you.
Even though you rejected me.
I love you.
Are you done hesitating?
Eh?
I will never let you go. Never!
Yes.
Never!
Yes.
Oh crap...she's friggin' pretty~
Friggin' cute.
Shut up.
Eh? Eh?
You smell of blood.
Eh? Really?
That's Rock, isn't it?
The first kiss between us smelled of blood.
For example..."Smells like blood"
You idiot.
Eh? Eh?
Afterall, we can't get married for 6 months.
No~
What are you doing?
Hana-san!
What is it?
Like I said, you stink!
I don't stink!
Morning, Umi. She's up.
Hana-san~
Umi! Umi!
I wanna hug you
I wanna hug you lovingly
If my dreams comes true
I don't mind losing my life
I wanna love you
It's not disgusting...
...is it?
To suck till the bone
From the top of Tokyo Tower
I will jump till Sangenjaya
Baby~!